Lovecentria - The Sex Olympics

Disappointed that the 2006 Olympics are over? Always wanted to perform at the level of an Olympic athlete but thought you missed your chance? It’s not too late! You can still win gold at the Olympics – the sex Olympics that is. So limber up, grab a partner with the best sex Olympic potential, and go for the gold!

The flame from the 2006 Winter Olympics in Turin, Italy was recently extinguished. However, there is no need to wait another four years to get your competitive (and other) juices flowing.

Nothing is more rewarding than performing to the best of your potential, including your sexual potential. The events of the sex Olympics will help you to discover your strengths and weaknesses so make sure to practice before the big event.

You will also require time to get well prepped for hosting the sex Olympics. First of all, you will need to collect the following: a score sheet, stopwatch, lube, candles, upbeat music, a podium and of course, two gold medals (or the next best thing…)!

Set up the candles all over the house, and make sure the music can be heard in as many rooms as possible. Make sure that the interior temperature is just right – you want it to be warm enough so you can endure hours of naked activity and produce a good healthy sweat, and cool enough so you can maintain your vigour and endurance for as long as possible.

There are several events that make up the sex Olympics – its up to you which ones you incorporate into your evening of pleasure. After all, the sex Olympics are about two things – pleasure and fun. In order to ensure that you meet both of these objectives, you may need to be somewhat spontaneous.

In other words, don’t be afraid to “spin” an event to better stimulate yourself or your partner. The good news is that sex Olympics can be played with a variety of types of sexual partners. If you are new to a relationship, sex Olympics will push your boundaries and let you get to know each other a whole lot quicker! If you are long time lovers, the sex Olympics will offer a fun, spontaneous and invigorating new approach to your old bedroom tricks. That said – its time to begin the sex Olympics…

Event #1: Freestyle Foreplay
The event involves participating in any freestyle foreplay activities that you can think of. Begin the event fully clothed, and be creative – undo buttons with your teeth, blindfold your partner as you both get naked, or start with a slow and sexy whole body massage.

If you’re feeling extra competitive, keep score for the originality of each others moves. Your partner will love the excitement and exhilaration of this event. Just remember, your night in the sex Olympics are just getting started. Extra points should be awarded for extending foreplay over a 30 minute period.

Event #2: Ice Dancing
The event takes foreplay to the next level by introducing the stimulating effects of… ice cubes! Take a pair of ice cubes into your mouth, then “dance” them all over your partners body, focusing on the most sensitive areas. Extra ice dancing points should be given for performing any form of “oral pleasure” with the pair of ice cubes in your mouth.

Event #3: The Ultimate Biathalon
If you’ve made it to the third event in the sex Olympics – congrats! Now time for the best event of the night, the Ultimate Biathalon. Begin by initiating intercourse in your favorite room in the house (preferably the room with the biggest mirror). You will have to make sure you are focused throughout this event, it requires the utmost in sexual endurance and stamina.

After at least 10 minutes of sex in the first room, you may switch to the next. You are required to use difference props, furniture and positions in each room, and the goal of the event is to accomplish sex in at least 5 different rooms.

That is not all... In between sex in each room, one partner has to perform an intimate sexual act on the other participant – on their knees, and without the use of their hands.

Also, and most importantly, this act must incorporate whip cream (oh ya, the kind in the spray bottle). After shooting the delicious cream all over your partner’s body, you have two minutes to lick it off. Good luck!

There are some important things to remember about the sex Olympics in order to make the events go off without a hitch. Remember to keep plenty of water of hand so you don’t get dehydrated.

Also, keep plenty of lube handy so you can maintain Olympic caliber sex all night long. You may also need to a warm up and cool down before the events begin and end. Consider warming up for the evening with a tall cold beer or two, and cooling down from the evening with a long hot shower or bath.

The sex Olympics are not to be entered into lightly. Gone are the days of uninspiring, fully clothed, non-stimulating Olympic events. If both you and your partner both make it through all the events of the grueling sex Olympics – Freestyle Foreplay, Ice Dancing and the Ultimate Biathalon - you both deserve medals!

Make sure to present each other the medals in a formal medal ceremony on the podium, or coffee table, or stairs – whatever there may be. Also, you may want to reward you Olympic caliber performances, and satisfy the hunger your worked up, with some late night pizza or snack food in the nude.

You are sure to feel proud and invigorated by the glory of the sex Olympics. The sense of accomplishment will likely encourage you take on an even greater challenge next weekend – when you plan to coordinate sex Olympics with more than one other partner…

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